Say what you want, but trading is a stressful gig and having a little fun here is no crime. There's serious stuff and some humor in between....
Only selected tickers are working. Many still frozen. At least they picked a good week to go down
Yesterday I was constantly being re-connected from premarket through about 10am EDT Today all quotes are frozen, no bid/offers on ETFs. Orders...
before & after
Then I guess the Suze Orman pictures would be out of the question :D
I had that same question a few weeks ago so I watched while one of the CNBC anchorettes stood bullshitting in front of the Nasdaq Times Square...
Same here all morning since about 5am PDT Each disconnect lasts a few seconds
Why do I get the feeling I smell marketing bullshit brewing in this thread. . . Let me guess - you've got just the trading plan to trade the...
I've had no problems today - but watch those network cards. Brand does matter as I've found out. I'm using the cheapest RealTek on the market...
Just shows you the hypocritical SEC bullshit about the PDT rule. It's to protect traders, my balls. Yeah - we'll protect you from yourself, oh and...
They started doing it a few weeks ago. You gotta have balls of steel to go out on a 4:1 limb overnight with this up-one-day-down-the-next market.
As soon as I close out a position my account equity is instantly updated. It's that simple.
[img] "I'm telling ya - just hang on to those JDSU shares. They'll come back."
[img] "Man, if these people on Elite Trader would just leave me alone already!. They're giving me a brainache. Somebody give me some hay to...
There once was a guru named Suze Who traded stocks, bonds and the spooz. When prices would tumble, She'd say "They're cheap, let's rumble!"...
Papertraded their picks all this week and some of last week. Lost money each day except two, and made very little on those 2 days. Today the semi...
. . . or you could start out as an analyist at Merrill Lynchmob :D
You know what pisses me off to no end? When 2 CNBC anchors (like Rebecca Quick and MCC right now) sit and bullshit with each other. It's so damn...
That Fainting Goat Cybertrader ad is the absolute best. Someone here goes by the name Fainting Goat and I didn't know what the hell that meant...
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