A Roman mosaic, as it were.
I know what you mean - it's almost enough to put me off doing the hoovering naked while singing along to "Tragedy" by the Bee Gees!
If the track dips below deck level to skim the surface of the ocean log flume style, that would be an impressive feat. Otherwise meh.
Although we’d all appreciate another Cod War. Only one letter away from the Cold War but just as deadly (well almost).
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Brain doing overtime again eh RainMaker? I think you probably need to relax with a nice cup of tea, and a chocolate digestive that you can dip in....
TBF probably their best chance of intelligent conversation (and winning at chess).
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In to what?
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Alien intervention would explain a lot of the weird events of this year such as Coranavirus, Brexit, and that time I slipped when there were...
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Hi RainMaker3000 (or God as you may prefer to be known), any chance you could grant me a miracle? It may seem like an odd request but what I would...
I think of a number, greater than 1 and less than 100. This is the number of Great British Pounds that I will invest in my next stock purchase....
You can't want what you want.
Or perhaps now? If not I'll check back some time around 2025.
A few years have passed, time for another post perhaps?
I did it once, but definitely never again. Ever. No, no way.
I would like to see more incentives. However, I do not want to encourage food-based incentives as on the whole the population is fat enough already.
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