I feel sorry for people who happen to be called Karen but aren’t an actual “Karen”. It’s an odd world really.
My fave bit of tennis is when a ball boy/girl or line judge is hit by the ball. Whether they’re specifically targeted I don’t know, but...
The roaches probably ended up in a crunchy sandwich, made with artisan bread and served with a delicious coconut milk cappuccino. Mouth watering.
One thing I will say is that no-one seems to care about the camels and their backs. God knows how many of the humpsters have shattered or deformed...
I used to eat a shed load of tuna. Then I began to read various reports stating that it was basically full of mercury and plastic and actually...
I'm thinking you don't mean that literally? Because a lot of Indians are dying and although you may disagree with some of the politics you...
Just so I understand, are you claiming Hungary isn’t a province of Russia?
The idea of polytheism is quite fun, just pick the most appropriate god to worship based on the outcome you want. E.g. got a rusty, squeaky hinge?...
On the bright side at least the apostrophe in the title is right, hurrah.
If the previous suggestions don’t work then you could try the power of prayer. Not sure which particular deity/deities you’re keen on but it might...
The concept should be extended to allow people to identify as animals. After all, what rules are there to say that we are actually human, in fact...
I hope you are not mocking the monarchy... stay alert for cries of "Off with his head!". Or is that from the French Revolution, I was never quite...
I considered myself rich once I could afford to buy Heinz baked beans instead of supermarket own brand. Same for cornflakes. It’s all relative I...
The best special mental treatment I can imagine would be a brain bath. In this procedure the brain would be extracted from the skull, cleansed in...
Personally I’m more concerned about anti-vegetablism. E.g. you’ve got a CHIP on your shoulder - anti-potato! He went red as a BEETROOT -...
Not in the same league as Ric's tale, but following moderate snowfall across much of the UK over the weekend like all right-minded British...
Misfits — low budget and a bit dodgy but imaginative and entertaining. Not sure if it’s available in the US though.
It’s usually by about 7pm but you may want to allow time for a cup of tea, so Perhaps more like 7:15pm. That timing will work for other drinks too...
I’d say it depends what’s inside the box. For instance I wouldn’t stand outside a box full of alligators to think, but I would be happy to loiter...
Soup enthusiast wanted. Slurpers and crouton crunching freaks need not apply.
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