Lets hope that guy who hates people laughing, called miserable schitt doesn't read the above LOL
Did anyone ever check XP or Vista for hidden bugs ? It would be very easy for Microsoft to hide goodness-knows-what in the millions of lines of...
AN EASTER BUNNY JOKE Father bunny notices one day that his son is growing up fast. He says son, its time for your education to begin on the...
TWO COWS As a genetic engineer I confidently predict a different flavour milk from each tit. I am trying to get the wife interested but she...
Funny YOU HAVE TWO COWS IN BRAZIL You put tootoos on them and teach them the samba for the Carnival
telephone scam artist, trying to con people imho. Soon as he heard you knew something about trading decided to look elsewhere!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps the management would consider splitting the ( best ) jokes thread into 2 The clean part for the under 10s and sensitive lot And the...
There was an automated trading contest last autumn (fall) . Did anyone notice who or what won ? The contest was in Kazan - somewhere South of...
Bill must be feeling really happy that at least 1 customer had a success rate of 1 program working. Out of how many programs one may ask . 99...
Back in the 60s there was this young trader who used pencil and paper and didâ buy and holdâ trading, say 1 or 2 trades a year and took his...
The EU has millions of old Communists and so-called reformed Communists. Blair is one of them. His friends like Jack Straw, John Reid etc. don't...
Harry Truman should have grasped the nettle back in 1946. He could have said - right we have the atomic bomb so listen up out there and anyone...
One springs to mind from that old crook Al Capone "The stock market is the biggest racket around" from Bill Clinton " I have NEVER had...
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Lots of crazy things happen in traveling. Just last week I was on a train. There was a woman traveling with a baby. UGLY baby! I mean, I'm not one...
It seems to me that Britney is her own worst problem. Instead of introverted psychological examinations of her own psyche, she ought to get a new...
What a paradox life really is:- She is the young woman that seems to have everything and acts as if she has nothing. Because she has had...
I just dont trust " you know who ". Selling a crap product and then trying to gouge more money by selling up-grades after 1 week ????????...
Spot on You win the coconut A week after the launch and they have the CHEEK to try and sell us an upgrade Doubtlessly there will be a whole...
I just had a thought. Maybe the reason for this obvious cock-up is that Microsoft are about to launch a range of printers ??? Having cleared the...
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