If Obummer gets elected it will be more money for Africa. Thats your money taxpayers not his. There isn't one half decent government in the...
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT!" exclaimed...
A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him. Some time later, a man calls the zoo complaining of a...
Dont you mean desperation ??? The US internal economic system needs updating ASAP ( its a hotchpotch of bits and pieces from the 18 century...
A guy phones a law office and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week." The next...
Those were the days aaaaaaaaaah before CRAP culture came from some dump called Hollywood
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the...
Something I came across For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and...
That bit about Erin Burnett's turn ons is interesting its all about me,me,me, and you guessed it ME etc. She used to look gorgeous but have you...
FLY maybe you have been working too hard recently buddy. Here is a straight-forward one A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says,...
That's right the dummies took over and noone has yet noticed. Merryl Lynch has a bad debts deficit of $15 billion, shares are down $12 a share...
Perhaps I had better explain Fly the wife's boyfriend slid under the table and out of sight BECAUSE the husband had just walked in . Not so...
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man...
The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a - ' Thanks for...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...
Q. where are all the rats A. in the rathaus of course ( Anglo-German joke )
Latest news from the Westside nursing home is that they are going to remove all the toilet seats. Sister Mary the nurses spokeswoman is quoted...
There was an old man from China Who painted his bum like a dahlia Penny a smell was all very well But tuppence a lick was a failure
Just like countries, economies, companies and just about everything else including websites they all need constant updating or they become stale...
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