Why do want to take it?
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Please correct the typo in the title. "Idiotic Guide To Trading" is surely what he meant to write.
Thanks, Lucrum. It seems that I took this one too far. The last thing I want is a large, angry Texan mob in front of my house.
I live in Norway. I thought you P&R guys had thicker skin; I was merely making an innocent joke. I do not take offense at what anonymous poster...
I urge you to state your case more eloquently.
No, it was not. You stated that women are simply "good for sex". By using rhetoric, the art of discourse, I showed how your statement was...
It was not meant as a personal insult at all. It was simply a way of stating an argument, and, in fact, a defense of everybody's mothers. My...
Just like your mother? :D
You are right, of course. I guess that I could argue that it is a very short poem, but, in all honesty, I should have gone with (TM). I cannot...
Not to be confused with the Quantum Superposition position -- a secret only top traders know about.
A law enforcement technician from any suspense movie involving any kind of phone communication walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long...
An Elite Trader walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long fade?" Alright, I'm out!
Absolutely! I was merely making a friendly jest. The question still remains: Why would anyone want to share that information on a public...
A clown walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long shoelace?"
A cello player walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long case?"
An overzealous police officer walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long taze?"
Excellent! I'll give you a 10% cut.
Please hang on while I fetch my copy of "The Holy Grail" from the bookshelf...
I am quite certain that his motives are entirely altruistic. When out shopping, he also lectures strangers on the dangers of alcohol and cigarettes.
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