"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen..." Steven Wright :)
Halloween is coming! A man is walking home alone late one foggy night... when behind him he hears: Bump... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he...
The Secret To A Happy Married Life "You all know our faithful parishioner Bill," announced the priest after the service, motioning the old man...
Late Night Jokes "Today is Bill Clinton's birthday. Hillary sent Bill an e-birthday card and out of habit she immediately deleted it." –Conan...
I love a good one liner 1. I recently got crushed by a pile of books, but I suppose I've only got my shelf to blame. 2. A man knocked on my door...
Witticisms? If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous "scientist" who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of...
A guy sits down at the bar, sighs very sadly, and orders drink after drink rapidly. “Is everything OK, pal?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I...
This is a bit dated but worth seeing again. The woman in the video had no problem responding to a Muslim woman's grandstanding, and she handled it...
OK guys, my bad, time for a new joke... Anybody? :)
Or, It Could Go Like This: One day, this OTHER guy is sitting in this bar taking his merry time. All of a sudden he's startled by three men with...
"Lexophile" This is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to...
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Wrt Obama's Legacy http://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-typical-household-makes-less-than-it-did-before-the-recession-2015-09-16 :(
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Dr. Geezer's Clinic An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr....
Met him a few years ago and almost went to work for him. A very knowledgeable man, humble and kind, very helpful to all traders. May God rest his...
Why the LA Times Stopped Carrying Cartoonist Diaz :):):)
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