And she says: Roses are red Violets are stinky How come your dick's The size of my pinky?????? Do I hear "DISCOUNT"???
I tell ya, I'm shocked. So, you party hard with a porn star, do a shitload of drugs, and then she goes on the internet and talks about it in...
Humpy. I think we know how you got here: http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00622/beer_goggles_622180a.swf Oh, I know we all want...
:D Killed me. LOL
Coming soon to a street corner near you. I'll bet you there are some puckered assholes in DC. Or is Pelosi back in her home district.
Fox just reported that , ".........egyptians are protesting high unemployment, low wages, and corruption." Irony lives.
It should be pretty obvious the Feds are sniffing around those outlandish, and in my opinion, unattainable, returns.
http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2011/01/28/nastiest-ceo-lashes-out-at-goldman/ After this length of time, after the pain and destruction of the...
Know why the head of your dick is bigger than the shaft? That's nature's way of being sure your hand doesn't fly off and hit you in the face....
Oh yeah there is.
Jack LaLanne died. What chance do the rest of us have? I'm having an eclair and a Marlbourough for breakfast.
Google the women on Fox. No dumb bunnies at all. Amazing pedigrees. Jamie Colby is my fave. Check out her bio. Graduated from HS when she was...
Applebee's under 550 calorie entrees......... "Waiter!!!! Where's my steak!!!!" "Under your pea, Sir.!!!! Under your pea." Which brings...
That one will do...........
Another one like this, and the guy in the previous joke will shoot you.
So, at least we got that going for us.
Then Don recommended Abe see "Our American Cousin".
I"m no lawyer. But it'll be tough to tell those, what, 20,000 or so Americans who hid their money there. The US now has the names.
Yeah. ole Barry and I had a battle once or twice over same. But he has the best info. Can't quite figure out how he plays both sides against the...
Freudian slip. So. How's it play out?
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