Christ on a pogo stick... the implied compliment is very pleasant, of course, but that's ridiculous beyond all belief. I'd have had to start...
Good grief, is this @M.W. thing stupid enough to open its trap about me again? You'd have thought that it would learn from past experiences, but I...
There's a story from Poland about Mongolians invading and sacking a city because they shot the guard who was supposed to raise the alarm from 600...
Mongol archers: "hold my kumis (fermented horse milk)..." :) I wouldn't be too surprised to find out that Yabusame had roots in the Mongolian...
I didn't realize you needed a screen for your activities - you seem like the type who's already well versed in high-speed reciprocating...
Banks were originally heavily protected, secure repositories with their primary mission being prevention of loss. Now, people got so used to that...
JFYI: having non-equal wings reduces your total buying power by the larger spread - you could have more "for free" by selling a little more credit...
Actually, no. I may not have been as clear as I thought I was, so let me try again. For most option trades, stops don't make sense - they knock...
Speaking of masochistic morons - I just knew that would bring you out of whatever hole you've been hiding in. You do tend to run in packs, don't you?
Sometimes, it can be. In this volatile, spiky environment - see @cesfx's experience - the results are likely to be quite a bit worse than usual...
Nah, just basic troubleshooting ability. For your fleshlight, it's most likely the batteries. For your Kleenex box and Vaseline, it's the empty...
Hah, his system ain't shit. Watch this: #!/usr/bin/perl -w chomp(my @spx = `tac spx.csv`); # SPX daily data for (0..$#spx - 1){ @c = split...
I assure you, you have no reason for that burning jealousy - I promise, I wasn't trying to edge you out! Please: just put down the cheap booze and...
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Daaaaaamn... that is what I call a serious smackdown. [ATTACH]
Let's see... Person A comes up with some inane bullshit. Person B says "this is inane bullshit." You jump on person *B* with "And you can prove...
Ouch. It didn't even bother waiting until the last two minutes... oh well. That's life under market volatility. I've been doing OK lately, but...
The problem is that without a good model, you don't really know what moved the needle. And IV on flies is definitely path dependent - even if you...
I keep seeing this go back and forth; had a convo about it directly with Euan Sinclair, who claims to have made a lot of money on it over the...
It's risk-defined and 0DTE; basically a "make 1 or lose 2" binary outcome with a reasonably high chance of winning. No greeks to worry about......
Sounds like me. "OK, I've heard your theory. Now let's actually put the pedal to the metal and find out." :)
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