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I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished...
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Grandpa's Advice I hope this will again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the...
Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep." "I know," replied...
Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice....
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Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they had...
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2...
----- THE OLD DUDE An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told...
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. âNot yet,â said the little boy....
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Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat. "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in...
A couple of blondes (male, this time) were out hunting in the woods when they lost their way. One of them, Bruce, had read that when lost, you...
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do...
Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those...
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These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for rhymes with the most romantic first line . . . but the least romantic second line....
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