For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?" Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against...
Walking into the bar, Milton said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, I just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said...
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Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took...
Q. Why don't Italians like Jehovah Witnesses? A. We don't like any witnesses. Q. What does an Italian with one broken arm have? A. A...
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they had for the past five years covertly funded a project with US auto makers...
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in PITTSBURGH. One day the airport was fogged in and they were...
I have a Golden Retriever, and one day I was in line at WalMart, buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow. A woman behind me asked if I had a...
Should children witness childbirth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the...
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YARD WORK AS VIEWED FROM HEAVEN God: Francis, you know all about gardens and nature; what in the world is going on down there in the U.S.?...
Bragging The Italian says, "When I've a finsished a makina da love withah my wife, I go downa and gently tickle the the back of her knees, I...
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together,discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a...
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans....
No one complained?:D
A woman walks into a pharmacy and tentatively approaches the pharmacist. The pharmacist, seeing her hesitancy, asks if there is anything that he...
A Texas Cowboy A Texas cowboy was tending to his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards...
Nip & Tuck After the birth of sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her...
Tasty Lawyer? The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches...
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