Computer Power The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted. His sympathetic wife was...
Dear Ma & Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Army beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to...
A sex therapist was having lunch with a friend. "I just read a survey that said 90% of adults masturbate in the shower; the other 10% sing."...
Guess my post was removed either by a democrat or someone who thought the pix was pornographic........gee guys, all that was naked was a little...
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was...
Three Louisiana rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower - Cletis, Bubba and Earl. Earl falls off and is killed instantly. As the...
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly...
Perks of being over 55 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3....
10 Things to Ponder for 2007 10. Life is sexually transmitted. 9. Good health is merely the slowest Rate at which one can...
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her...
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired. :p
Insults.... You are so old you fart dust!
THE COLONOSCOPY...... I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room...
A woman has an appointment with a gynecologist. She is escorted to the examining room by the nurse and told to strip from the waist down and sit...
To all who are Italian by blood or Italian by association. FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food ITALIAN FRIENDS: bring...
Overview: The trip to the vet with a lizard (as told by a good friend of mine). Here's what happened, as described by the father/husband of the...
Why Women Are Crabby... We started to " bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those...
And you were expecting something else?
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately...
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