IB's list of shortable stocks includes many under 5.00, even WCOM when it was trading at 1.25 but I've never tried it. I always thought, too, it...
This may get bumped by the moderator, but it's damn funny anyway: Condom Promotion Slogans 1. Cover your stump before you hump. 2. Don't be...
Things That Make You Go Hmmm⦠Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three...
How can you "win either way" if your long is going down and your short is going up, or vice versa?? Daliddle's right - you're just paying...
It was under Clinton and Greenspan that the market became over inflated in the first place if you want to lay blame. In fact I remember...
There isn't enough hard drive space on Baron's server to list all the things these 2 have perpetrated since they were elected to the governorship...
Clinton and his crusading wife have and are killing this country. If Clinton had hunted down bin laden after the first WTC attack in '93 this...
Yeah, they show beautiful blondes bending over the desk, then probably when you get there it's nothing but a room full of overweight, sweaty guys...
I can't believe Dell would choose such a scurvy-looking, raspy-voiced little shit for a spokesman. Remember those stupid "Hi, Mom" home video ads...
Those CyberTrader ads are hilarious. Sheep and fainting goats make lousy cybertraders. Yes they do, but they provide the liquidity for the rest of...
"I said tax free. I didn't say . . . . free" - Michael Douglas in A Perfect Murder, another great one of his movies.
When you enter a message at the bottom of the entry panel is a box that says "Attach File" Enter the path on your local hard drive or hit...
Ssssnake Plisken. <B>whack!</b> I heard you were dead.
I like the market closing at 1 in the afternoon. If there's nothing significant happening in the after hours like CSCO or MSFT earnings then...
IB's a great broker for executions and fees but they are unconscionable ballbreakers when it comes to interpreting the NASD and NYSE rules such as...
PC Magazine's website www.pcmag.com has an auto-refresh utility in the Utilities section. Their stuff is usually very good and reliable.
Yeah, especially when you're short! For a moment there I though bin Laden had been found at room temperature in a cave somewhere.
Today or Friday the 14th ??? There seems to be more volume on the M2 contracts and last quarter Friday started the volume surge so I think...
I believe the Friday before the expiration, so tomorrow we would switch to U2 since next week is triple witching.
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