I ve been meaning to offer up an explanation for my absence. Life changes and I've moved on. You guys are all great and the time spent here had a...
There's an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid.
It's called Facebook.
Why do I have to buy a pack of 20 cigs? Anything else you can buy in a wide variety of quantity but not smokes. If you want to quit smoking buy a...
Be the change you want to see in the world. Buy a gun and throw it away. One less gun on the street, booyah.
The kid has 4 or 6 prior arrests, ahmnnn he is only 16, something should have been done on his 1st or 2nd arrest.
Apparently Scientists have created Anti rape pants.
Which is what we used to call my father's sister.
I recall my first kiss. I was 14. I got a job and it was my boss's ass.
If you chain enough monkeys to enough typewriters, eventually one of the supervisors at the zoo will report you.
Toasters must have been a nightmare before sliced bread.
I bought a new book on tape.
The first chapter about duct was excellent.
Dr Pepper - duh
Ha I called my ins co yesterday, I had some free time and I wanted to see what the big deal is here.
Bronze pays 60% of costs = 401 month...
My wife and I were out for dinner celebrating our anniversary.
"Who do you think I need to speak to about getting rid of this genital wart?" I...
Back when I was a kid, there was no internet,
So people would sometimes have to walk for miles just to call me a cunt.
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