Recent Content by JohnK

  1. Jokes

    The Right Thing To Do A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and...
    Post by: JohnK, Feb 7, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

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    Fly Safely After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the...
    Post by: JohnK, Feb 7, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

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    Here are the winnners of the M-LAW competition for wackiest warning label of the year: 1st prize Do not use for personal hygiene - on a...
    Post by: JohnK, Feb 4, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

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    Real Panic A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing...
    Post by: JohnK, Feb 1, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

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    Starting Over A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, "Hey woman, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!" The...
    Post by: JohnK, Jan 31, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

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    At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding...
    Post by: JohnK, Jan 31, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

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    An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work. The manager replies, So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what...
    Post by: JohnK, Jan 26, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

  8. Jokes

    1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark,...
    Post by: JohnK, Jan 25, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

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    A passerby noticed two city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't understand...
    Post by: JohnK, Jan 15, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

  10. Jokes

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more...
    Post by: JohnK, Jan 13, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

  11. Jokes

    Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign...
    Post by: JohnK, Jan 12, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

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    Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Rafferty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye!...
    Post by: JohnK, Jan 12, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

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    Hey Gang, Check this out: sounds true? :p
    Post by: JohnK, Jan 10, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

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    Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course...
    Post by: JohnK, Jan 9, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat

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    D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats...
    Post by: JohnK, Jan 6, 2005 in forum: Chit Chat