It takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one: a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in their jobs....
An East Texas couple, both real-life rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor asked...
Hey you guys, save the political dueling for the threads dedicated to that. I read this one 'cause I want a good chuckle. BTW, I'm a big...
I appreciate your concern. Don't worry, you're not going to end up with any of my cash. :D I'm thankful for the info--it's pretty much what I'm...
Someone please give me brief answers to the following questions: What is the current market volitility like on the DAX futures? (How many...
I have an account at ToS, and am very happy with them. Their software is great and they are constantly improving it. They have a great feature...
Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00...
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on...
Gekko and Co., Your arguments for atheism are very good and strong. There is however, a side to this discussion that has not been brought out,...
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the...
I just posted an essay on Hell in the Jokes forum, It might provide some enlightenment to this issue....
The recent emergence of Satan, the 666 moving average and 666 Fib level in the Trading forum reminded me about this story: The following is an...
The better trade is when the 666 crosses the 777. :p That's a signal that's out of this world!! kp
Ironically, most people say that to be successful in trading you need enough capital so you don't care about winning or losing--don't trade scared...
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