I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads. This one should get a prize... Ie-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: "If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician. (This make me raugh out roud)
During a recent interview, Trump was asked what his favorite Bible verse was. He said: “If you give a man a fish, it will feed him for a day but, if you deport him, you’ll never have to feed him again.”
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic: Cost – $29.99 Clinton: Cost – $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read. Clinton: Over 3 hours to read. Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let’s not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember anything. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of Seamen. Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing.
A question I never wanted to be asked. Following a recent prostate exam, the most thorough examination I've ever experienced, the doctor left and a nurse came into the examining room. As she shut the door she asked me a question I never wanted to hear. She said, "Who was that guy?"
How many times have you wanted to do this ? I have on occasion have parked next to dumbass like this, in area I live, people mainly have 20 year cars as most never learned how to drive or across the border. I do own one truck which has railroad ties all around when I am in the mood to let someone smash into me when they run stop signs or passes me in school zones driving a new car, I have my two side and dash cams on and it shows it is their fault. Their car is almost always totaled hitting railroad ties and I barely feel a thing. Wonder where you can buy those tire locks from?
Indeed ------ truly amaz’n ------- Thought you might like these... These holes are not only amazing, but some are really terrifying! The sheer scale of these holes reminds you of just how tiny we are. Wait until you get to the last one. Kimberley Big Hole - South Africa Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed. Glory Hole - Monticello Dam, California A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir. It is the largest spillway of this type in the world and consumes 14,400 cubic feet of water every second. Great Blue Hole , Belize This incredible geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize . There are numerous blue holes around the world, but none as stunning as this one. Sinkhole in, Guatemala These photos are of a sinkhole that occurred in Guatemala . The hole swallowed 2 dozen homes and killed at least 3 people. SHIT HOLE, Washington D.C. This hole swallows trillions and trillions of U.S. Dollars annually! The money that falls into this hole is never heard from again, nor do we see any good come from it. It is reported to be filled with thousands of "ass holes."