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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. TGregg

    TGregg

    Heh heh heh. Dildo Photo Bomb.
     
    #12861     Dec 12, 2014
  2. Conspicuously placed advertisement!


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    #12862     Dec 14, 2014
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  3. funny chit!.jpg Funny Chit!
     
    #12863     Dec 14, 2014
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    #12864     Dec 15, 2014
  5. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Tell us what we want to know snow boy!
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    #12865     Dec 15, 2014
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  6. For the Sydney Siege


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    #12866     Dec 15, 2014
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  7. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #12867     Dec 15, 2014
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  8. True or not- its funny.

    North Dakota Names Landfill After Obama

    The state of North Dakota has named a new publicly-owned landfill after
    President Barack Obama.

    In an overwhelming 35-10 vote, the state Senate advanced a bill naming a 650
    acre site currently under construction after the nation's 44th president.
    Governor Jack Dalrymple is expected to sign the measure into law Tuesday.

    When completed, the Barack Obama Memorial Landfill will be the largest waste
    disposal site in North Dakota, and the 17th largest in the United States. It
    will be especially rich in toxic waste from the local petroleum and medical
    industries.

    "We wanted to do something to honor the president," says Republican State
    Senator Doug Perlman, who was the lead sponsor of the bill. "And I think a
    pile of garbage is a fitting tribute to Obama's presidency.

    "We originally planned on naming it after a nearby mountain. But then
    someone jokingly suggested we name it after Obama. I never thought and idea
    like that would actually pass. But I was pleasantly surprised."

    The president is hardly popular in North Dakota. The most recent poll in
    December 2013 found that Obama has a 35% approval rating in the state,
    although that figure may have fallen further in the year since. Yet even
    considering the political climate, seasoned observers are surprised that
    two Democratic lawmakers voted for the bill's passage.

    "I supported Obama because I thought he would end the wars in the Middle
    East;" says Allison Mitchell, a progressive Democrat from Grand Forks. "But
    he decided to fight new wars abroad instead of fighting for single-payer
    health care and jobs here at home.

    "I guess people expected me to oppose this landfill thing because I'm a
    Democrat. But honestly I don't really care anymore. Maybe this small act of
    protest will wake him up."

    Ordinary citizens in the state also seem to approve of the government's
    choice.
     
    #12868     Dec 16, 2014
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  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    STILL VERY CLEVER

    The AMA weighs in on ObamaCare
    AMA Insight, No matter which side you are on. The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package.

    The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

    The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter".

    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

    Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a**holes in Washington.

    :):):)
     
    #12869     Dec 16, 2014
  10. #12870     Dec 16, 2014