Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Don't even suggest… ;)
     
    #12821     Nov 27, 2014
  2. yup!
     
    #12822     Nov 27, 2014
  3. Humpy

    Humpy

    Dr Tanaka Fujiwasit has announced that women will soon be redundant. The advantages of robo-woman
    1. You can switch 'em off at the flick of a switch.
    2. They don't eat vast quantities of food
    3. It doesn't need a new set of clothes and shoes every week.
    4. It doesn't monopolise the TV and family car.
    5. They only speak when spoken to. None of that 24/7 yap yap.
    6. Ready for a bit of action when needed any time. No headaches/ sore bottoms etc.

    Need I say more. Gents heaven is getting closer.

    Oh and babies when you feel ready - via the genius spermbank and a testube and maternity hospital.

    :) roll on tech
     
    #12823     Nov 28, 2014
  4. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #12824     Dec 1, 2014
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    #12825     Dec 4, 2014
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

    #12826     Dec 4, 2014
  7. Funny 2 Liners o_O
     
    #12827     Dec 4, 2014
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  8. Are you finished with yours? d3180.JPG
     
    #12828     Dec 6, 2014
  9. FOX News Bows To The Pressure


    Fox is now cowering down to the President.

    In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News
    doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network,

    FOX has announced that they will now air
    "America's Most Wanted" TWICE a week.
     
    #12829     Dec 7, 2014
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    #12830     Dec 9, 2014
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