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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. How to do "Buff" w/o the elbow grease!
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    #12751     Sep 26, 2014
  2. JamesL

    JamesL

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    #12752     Sep 26, 2014
  3. Silly lawyer games - photos-week-76.jpg
     
    #12753     Sep 29, 2014
  4. TGregg

    TGregg


    Wow, according to Snopes, she won:

    "In 2002 the suit was settled for an undisclosed amount of money, which one of the attorneys involved in the case said would enable her to go to the local car dealership and "pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants."

    http://www.snopes.com/business/deals/hummer.asp
     
    #12754     Sep 29, 2014
  5. Ha!
    Silly lawyer games ,sometimes, pay off!
     
    #12755     Sep 29, 2014
  6. Humpy

    Humpy

    Whatever happened to good old common sense ? It seemed to have deserted US law round about 1776. Ridiculous decisions are becoming the norm in America and no one does anything but laugh or cry. Utterly stupid. The judges that give stupid decisions should be sacked by the Supreme Court. That would wake them up a bit.
     
    #12756     Oct 1, 2014
  7. Ha! They would have to start with the Supreme court jusitices!
    Assigning Obama care penalties as a tax comes to mind.
     
    #12757     Oct 1, 2014
  8. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
     
    #12758     Oct 7, 2014
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  10. TGregg

    TGregg

     
    #12760     Oct 14, 2014