FIFA Soccer Corruption Investigation: Here's Every Defendant in the Case http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fifa-soccer-corruption-heres-every-defendant-case-n365241
Man Decides To Help Distressed Elephant Using Pocketknife. Never Expected This To Happen. In 1972, Joe Miller was on vacation in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully sand gently as he could, Joe worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put his foot down. The elephant turned to Joe, and with a rather curious look on his face, stared at him for several tense moments. Joe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Joe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Thirty years later. Joe was walking through the Tulsa zoo with his family. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the bulls walked over to where Joe and his family were standing. The large male stared at Joe, lifted his foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at Joe. Remembering the encounter in 1972, Joe could not help but wonder if this was the same elephant knowing its keen memory. Joe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way to the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared deep into its eyes in wonderment. The elephant trumpeted again, gently wrapped its trunk around one of Joe’s legs and slammed him against the railings, killing him instantly. Probably wasn’t the same elephant.
During my prostrate exam I asked the doctor were I should put my pants. "Over there by mine" was not the answer I was expecting.:eek:
Police take pig into custody http://www.wral.com/police-take-stray-pig-into-custody-outside-detroit-area-home/14682765/
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