What's with Maria's hair?

Thought I would check out Patty Ann Browne of Fox News once again....I beg to differ, I think she is pretty fine in a wholesome way.

 

her face looks a bit asymmetric though, and she has a right head tilt that may betray a cervical problem :-/

 

Headlights look perfectly aligned to me though

 

Poodle woman:

 

That's some scary shit there....she looks like something from the Battered Women's Shelter.

 

lol. yes they do at that

 

Look at the poodle cut on this bitch!