What's my political identification, Liberal, Conservative, or Unaligned?

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by good ole boy, May 2, 2012.

  1. I believe:

    1) Tax rates should be as low
    2) Inheritance tax should be abolished
    3) Defense spending should be pared down.
    4) Overseas foreign troop presence should be scaled back
    5) The right of the state to strip search on minor arrest and booking should be denied
    6) Federal drug laws should be repealed for Marijauna, cocaine, peyote, and mescalin. the DEA should be abolished
    7) Social security payroll taxes should be abolished and the age to begin
    collecting benefits should be raised to 75, likewise for Medicare
    8) Fannie, Freddie, and Sallie ought to be phased out.
    9) Corporate taxes should be reformed. Low rates (5-10%) should be enacted.
    10) Corporate welfare has to be drastically reduced. Some preferential tax treatment for nascent or critical industries should be permitted but limited
    based on merit, not mere lobbying.
    11) Bring back the draft. Every man and woman not severely handicapped should give 2 years of service. Expand the role of the Army beyond defense, put the flood of recruits to work within the 50 states. Let em dig ditches or carry old ladies grocery bags, but make them work. Every one, the sons and daughters of the top 1% alongside those of the bottom 1%.
    12) Let the gays marry.
     
  2. Well. . . you wont want to be called ''backward'' , and if not backward then what?
     
  3. Ricter

    Ricter

    I'm reminded of the (voted) funniest religious joke...

    Bigot on a bridge:

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

    "Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

    "Well, there's so much to live for!"

    "Like what?"

    "Are you religious?"

    He said: "Yes."

    I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

    "Christian."

    "Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

    "Protestant."

    "Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

    "Baptist."

    "Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

    "Baptist Church of God."

    "Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

    "Reformed Baptist Church of God."

    "Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

    He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

    I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
     
  4. 377OHMS

    377OHMS

    1) Agree
    2) Agree
    3) Disagree strongly
    4) Agree partially, troops should be withdrawn from Europe.
    5) Agree
    6) Disagree strongly. Are you daft?
    7) Unsure about what should be done.
    8) Agree
    9) Agree
    10) Disagree. Some US industries must compete with state-subsidized industries abroad.
    11) Agree. Great idea.
    12) Disagree. Gay marriage is about the married income tax exemption. Let them establish domestic partnerships and file single.
     
  5. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    1) Tax rates should be as low
    2) Inheritance tax should be abolished
    3) Defense spending should be pared down.
    4) Overseas foreign troop presence should be scaled back
    5) The right of the state to strip search on minor arrest and booking should be denied
    6) Federal drug laws should be repealed for Marijauna, cocaine, peyote, and mescalin. the DEA should be abolished
    7) Social security payroll taxes should be abolished and the age to begin
    collecting benefits should be raised to 75, likewise for Medicare
    8) Fannie, Freddie, and Sallie ought to be phased out.
    9) Corporate taxes should be reformed. Low rates (5-10%) should be enacted.
    10) Corporate welfare has to be drastically reduced. Some preferential tax treatment for nascent or critical industries should be permitted but limited
    based on merit, not mere lobbying.
    11) Bring back the draft. Every man and woman not severely handicapped should give 2 years of service. Expand the role of the Army beyond defense, put the flood of recruits to work within the 50 states. Let em dig ditches or carry old ladies grocery bags, but make them work. Every one, the sons and daughters of the top 1% alongside those of the bottom 1%.
    12) Let the gays marry.

    1)Strongly agree
    2)Agree
    3)Agree
    4)Agree
    5)Disagree, they have to screen before entering jail
    6)Naturally occurring unaltered/non enhanced drugs, maybe.
    7)SS should be phased out all together
    8)Strongly agree
    9ALL our taxes should be reformed/simplified
    10)Strongly agree
    11)Agree
    12)Disagree in general but it's hardly a pressing issue right now
     
  6. Arnie

    Arnie

    You're a moderatley liberal, unaligned conservative.

    :D

    Yes to all, except SS. How would you fund it without taxes?
     
  7. Brass

    Brass

    :D

    The best humor has an element of truth in it.

    (Oh, and a belated Welcome back.)
     
  8. What about this joke ?
    A guy asks What is my political identification ? and our residents respond with:
    i agree
    i agree
    i don't agree
    i strongly agree.:D.:D.:D.