What not to say to women

How about not telling a lady you're a broke daytrader?
http://video.foxnews.com/v/3559690166001/what-not-to-say-to-women/?intcmp=obnetwork#sp=show-clips

 

The lady in the video looks like a has been porn star.

Probably shouldn't ever say that to a lady

 

I thought similarly.

 

Don't tell her you plan on making $500 a week on a $2000 futures account.
http://elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?t=284078

 

Don't tell her you're Jack Hershey's trading assistant.

 

Don't tell her you can claim a lifetime of -$3,000 capital loss carryovers.

 

Don't tell her the secret to your trading is buying the 20 day breakout with a 10 day stop that risks 2% of your capital.

 

Don't tell her you took the Williams million dollar challenge.
Don't tell her you graduated from the TWMPMM school of trading.
Don't tell her you're a disciple of WD Gann.
Don't tell her you have an autographed copy of Robert Prechter's Conquer the Crash.
Don't tell her you have a Series 3 license, and you can be her futures broker.
Don't tell her you're a full-time, professional E-mini S&P scalper.

 

If it's a big enough hole, you'd be worth something to an heiress as long as you stopped trading.

 

Don't tell her you're engaged to Paris Hilton and there's a 2nd sex tape people haven't seen.