95% of North Carolina in. Trump up 1.1% Odds 82% Trump win. As per NYT's. Game over. The Turtle was a genius. PA will be too close to call. Amy will fix that. Karma's a bitch. Shouldn't kill unborn children. But with an 8 point Ohio win... for real I don't think its even gonna be close. Ohio/Pennsylvania... tomato/tomatto. Time to figure out the market.
inb4 exGOPer shitposting about trump declaring an early victory. They should take this to the supreme court. If they find ballots in PA in a box in someones house and count them we will have a 2000 bush-gore election. The only reason they stopped counting is because they're losing. In all the years I worked in warehouses I never remembered "stopping counting because you're tired". It's called bring in a new shift. short USD long Euro for trump victory. Market will decline because the coof but rally because a fool wont raise the capital gains tax to 46+% and export millions of jobs back to Xi Jinping.