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Travis takes his girlfriend to bed for the first time. Embarrassed by his the size of his knob, he insists on turning the light out. In the darkness, he puts his erection into her hand and is understandably hurt when she says, ''No thanks, I don't smoke.''
The 6 different sizes of penis 1.......Travis 2.......Medium 3.......Large 4.......Oh my god 5.......Holy fuck 6.......Does that come in white
My girlfriend told me I had a small penis. Well, she didn't say it, but she got "INSERT JOKE HERE" tattooed on her pussy.
This guy is looking for a virgin and one of his questions is to take out his dick and ask the girl "what's this". Most say "that's a prick", so he knows that's not the girl for him. Finally one day he meets a really nice chick and asks her, "baby, what's this?". She answers "that's a pee pee". So now he has his girl. They get married and on their wedding night he pulls out his dick and asks, "Ok baby, what's this?" She says "that's a pee pee". He says "no honey, this is a prick". She says "uh uh, that's a pee pee. A prick is this long and black"