To all my Jewish friends

Suns going down....


May you be sealed in the Book of Life.

 

I consider myself to be Jewish, or part/semi-Jewish -- Even though I'm not.

In the past, I have bought a shofar, a menorah, dreidel, those twisty candles, and that tiny cap, and religious scarf, and a torah pointer/Yad,

Jewish/Israeli women are intelligent, strong, and beautiful. I like them.

 

You have friends?

 

Good Yontif. (And @SPX Options Trader the "tiny cap" as you call it is a yarmulke. Sheesh)

Twisty candles? Those are called "candles".

 

Not just Standard candles...Havdalah, braided, Candles. They contain multiple, burning, wicks.

 

Oh, I thought you meant the ones they stick in the menorah. Cannot say I recall those candles that would drip wax all over the temple slave girls.

 

Move this evangelical chicanery over to the religion section.

 

We all know you only care about the Jews insofar that they bring the end of times to pass according to your fairy tale. We know there is no space for the Jews in said fairy tale.

 

huh?
Do Jews believe in / expect multiple Suns?

 

Dude, if you decide you're Jewish then you're Jewish. That's all it takes.

Another handy clue as to where you may be on the religion spectrum is, if you're happy and you know it, you definately ain't Catholic.