Well break that losing streak!! .... Introducing, available for the first time... my brand new S.O.S system! This is a revolutionary trading software system that will change the way you look at trading and the markets. Every detail has been programed in ... all you do is hit the sell or buy button!! Wether you are a seasoned wall street pro, or never even heard of the stock market, this system is for you! Anyone can do it. You dont need to know a thing! All you do is sit back in the confort of your home and listen for two distinct sounds from the program generated animation birds. Yes its that easy. Now i know what your thinking... lilD, how can something so easy make me money? ..... Well friends, just look at some of these testimonials; P.T. Barnum for Kansas writes: I HAVE BEEN USING LILDUCKLINGS S.O.S. SYSTEM FOR 6 MONTHS NOW, AND THE RESULTS ARE FANTASTIC. I NEVER THOUGHT THIS COULD HAPPEN TO ME. I DROPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL AND WORKED IN DEAD-END JOBS, I ALWAYS FIGURED MAKING MONEY IN WALL ST WAS ONLY FOR SMART PEOPLE AND BIG WIGS.......UNTIL I DISCOVERED THE S.O.S. SYSTEM. AFTER SENDING MY LAST FEW DOLLARS I HAD, I HAPPILY RECEIVED THE CD'S IN THE MAIL IN 2 WEEKS TIME. I AM NOW THE ENVY OF ALL MY FRIENDS. ALL I DID IS SIT BY THE COMPUTER A FEW MINUTES A DAY AND EASILY WATCH MY ACOUNT GO TO $102,000 IN JUST A FEW SHORT MONTHS...... THANKS LILDUCK.... GOD BLESS. There you have it folks. This system consists of an animated cuckoo clock, a realtime moving chart of the S&P in either daily or hourly time frames. A moving square targets the erea in the chart and flashes if the area is tradeable....... all you do now is wait for the melody of the birds! A cuckoo bird means stay out and ignore the trade, a blue jay means buy, and a cardinal means sell.... its that easy......just watch for which birdie pops out of the clock. What could be easier?? Still not convinced? ... ok, here are some more testimonials..... Martha from FL writes: I AM A BUSY MOTHER OF 3 AND DONT HAVE TIME TO SIT IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER ALL DAY IN ORDER TO BECOME WEALTHY. S.O.S SYSTEM ALLOWS ME TO PAY ATTENTION JUST A FEW MINUTES A DAY AND THE MONEY JUST ROLLS IN. I NOW CAN AFFORD TO SEND MY KIDS TO A NICE COLLEGE AND ENJOY SPENDING TIME WITH MY HUSBAND GOLFING AND FISHING. S.O.S MADE A BELIEVER OUT OF ME. WHO KNEW LISTENING TO CUTE BIRDIE SOUNDS COULD BE SO REWARDING. WE ARE MOVING OUT OF OUR MODEST 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT AND MOVING INTO OUR DREAM HOME, A 12 BEDROOM ESTATE IN 22 ACRES OVERLOOKING A PRISTINE LAKE. THANKS LILDUCKLING! Yes folks.... why not let success enter your life also? How much is this system you ask? other systems out there sell for as much as $85,000 ...... but you wont pay that, not 85k, not 40k not 15k.....you wont even pay $1000, order the S.O.S. system now, and its yours for just two easy payments of $19.95! Be part of the first 200 people and you'll also receive a free dust blower for your key board! Friends, isnt time you got what you deserve in your life. Here is anothe letter' T.C. A 6 year old from Nevada writes: IM ONLY 6 YEARS OLD. MY DAD GOT ME THIS SISTUM SO I COULD LEARN THE MARKETS. NOW IM MAKING SO MUCH MONEY THAT I PAID OFF ALL THE BULLIES IN MY SCHOOL THAT USED TO PICK ON ME. AND DAD ALSO QUITE HIS JOB. OUR FAMILY IS THE TALK OF THE TOWN. I DONT KNOW WHAT S.O.S. STANDS FOR...... BUT I LOVE IT! OH AND MOM SAID THAT I SHOULD ALSO MENTION HOW WONDERFULL THE SOUNDS THE BIRDS MAKE.... GRANDMA REALLY LOVES TO HEAR THEM DURING THE MARKET HOURS. WELL, I GOTTA GET BACK TO MAKING THE MILLIONS! There you have it folks..... why not order now? Friends, before i invented this system i used to drive an old ford escort..... but now my friends see me in a brand new toyota carolla!! ...... This could be you too!! ORDER NOWWW!!!!
I thought I had it pretty made with NinjaTrader, colors and alerts and all but the birds... I never woulda thought of that!! Kudos.. Edit: I got my stops hit so many times since the FOMC start today I would settle for this system