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Tiger baloney speech

  1. Give me a break! I get how much revenue he generates for golf, but really do they need to interupt everything for him. What a farce. He's a frickin athelete, not a priest, or someone of any importance. What a joke, he tried selling a phony personality and got caught in his lies, get over it, move on, and don't give these clowns anymore importance. This is hilarious, with the loving huggy session at the end. I'll take it for the joke it is and laugh my ass off. Kudlow loved it, as he can relate. Maybe he can go on a coke binge while Tiger lines em up and tries for the Guiness book of world record orgasms in one day.

  3. Tiger should have just said, "yeah I f*cked em, I was in the moment, it was messed up", turned to Ellen and said "here is your half", and moved on......
  4. he sounded like a pussy

    he should have just admitted he liked strange and told em all to gft, that they were just racists
  5. seen any priests on tv publicly apologizing for screwing alter boys lately?
  6. So stupid. You think he is sorry? He liked it and was consensual. He only should apologize to his wife for not telling her it is ok for her to have many lovers TOO. Why apologize to the whole world? Is not thier business.
  7. Just trying to get the revenue machine engaged again. He's far too young to hang it up. All the people he hugged have an interest in the revenue machine. Possible deals pending with KY jelly, Trojan and Cheaters TV.
  8. You'll always be a better trader than he could ever be. :)
  9. Lol, no, but that wasn't my point. The point was he just another clown athlete that sold an image, but the reality he's just an athlete, not someone in a position that projects a safe haven, as a priest, or someone else in a position of power using it to abuse others. He just used his status to screw anything that moved, but they sure is heck weren't going to him because he was a person that could held sway over their lives and used it to harm them. It was a mutual screwing, and his wife and kids are the only ones that didn't get pleasure from the screwing. Hopefully she didn't catch any diseases.
  10. I guess I'm just tired of people holding up athletes, and hollywood losers as people to idolize. One after another parades around acting holier than thou and lo and behold they get caught doing any number of things. For those that idolize old time athletes and hollywood putzes, get a clue. The drugs have changed, but picking up hookers or screwing around have been around forever.
  11. His speech was on Bloomberg TV… I actually had a hard time believing that they were going to stop everything for his apology.

    It went something like this… “Hey guys I’m sorry I let all of you down because I had all that sex. I'm especially sorry to my wife and children! I understand that you’re all disappointed in me and I’m going to work on not having so much sex in the future. Also Elin didn’t beat me up, we’ve never had any abuse in our marriage! Oh, and stop taking pictures of my family! Again, sorry for all the sex!”

    It was by far one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen. Anyone who hires him again as a spokesperson/model etc… deserves to lose money.
  12. Look at the size of business related to Tiger Woods and golf. I am not surprised that Bloomberg, CNBC, and other business news outlook carried the Tiger press conference. This is primarily a business event representing over a $1B+ price tag.

    I actually believe that he did a good job in his presentation. From a business perspective his speech was a good starting point for moving forward and re-engaging the business community.
  13. The guy looked tense as hell, not the Tiger we've come to know, but then who wouldn't be tense in a similar situation?
    Tigers problem was listening to what was probably some asshole advising him on his career. I can hear it now, you need to get married Tiger, have a couple kids, it'll be good for your image. What Tiger should have been doing, and still doing, was showing up Sunday mornings with a couple hotties on each arm sayin', I been kickin' it with these bitches all night and I'll still beat these mo'fo's by 5 strokes.:eek:
  14. Tiger's management team and advisors really turned what could have been salvageable within a week of the car accident to a complete public relations disaster. Honestly, 3 months without one public appearance while the tabloids ran wild was a terrible strategy.

    Today's speech would have been far better had he dedicated a few days to rehearsing it without the need to constantly read from the notes. I also felt it was strained and uncomfortable. More than anything though, it just seemed too little too late. The damage is done and I think it is somewhat irreversible.
  15. Interesting news, but I thought the news on tiger last week was funnier. Him and a used up porn star using abortions as birth control. Interesting story.

  16. That make no sense. Her job is to have sex. So she is professional and her job is to not be pregnant and not contract disease.
    So now she is pregnant, then have the abortion?
    Why tell people that? Maybe she just want to make more money on the story she can tell.
  17. So true. Makes one wonder if Tim Kaine is on his PR team. :p
  18. Saw this and agree this is what he should have said:
    To my wife, I'm sorry. I fucked up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.

    To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop puts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.

    To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. Fuck all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and over again.

    To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You motherfuckers come out ripping me when I've put more fucking money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-fucking-Parnavik? Give me a fucking break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.

    That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.
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