The Official Grab Your Ankles And Bend Over Thread

It has begun, and this one is probably Biblical. Yes that's right Fellas, I'm talking a bowl judgement. Read it and then grease up.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/140492/Million-hit-by-plague-worse-than-swine-flu-


Rennick "been good to know ya" out

 

Retirees can read this one and bend over.


THERE WILL NOT BE A COST OF
> LIVING INCREASE FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS IN
> SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS. ADDITIONALLY THEY
> WILL RAISE YOUR CO-PAY FOR YOUR RX MEDICARE
> BENEFITS "
> They, the Congress ( BOTH "
> REPUBLICAN AND DEMOCRATS TOGETHER ") say no
> increase is warranted because of the losses in gross
> national product and other cute things...
>

>
> THE SOCIAL SECURITY
> ADMINISTRATION IS FUNDING TWENTY FOUR MILLION DOLLARS-- LET
> ME REPEAT THAT AMOUNT... SO YOU UNDERSTAND
> IT, $ 24,000,000.00 DOLLARS FOR NEW ELECTRONIC
> MEDICAL RECORDS PROCESSING FOR OUR
> CONGRESSMEN AND SENATORS !!
>
>
> THEY ARE OBTAINING THESE FUNDS and I QUOTE
> DIRECTLY FROM THE SOCIAL SECURITY WEBSITE............... "
> THIS MONEY WILL BE COME FROM THE SAVINGS TO BE
> GENERATED FROM WITHHOLDING COST OF LIVING INCREASES
> FOR 2010 & 2011 iN SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS
> FOR THE ELDERLY AND A $2.00 INCREASE ON ALL
> MEDICARE RX BENEFIT CO-PAY"
>

 

1 Million infected, 189 deaths? More drunks choke to death on their vomit than that.

 

Hmmmm, anyone here from Z10/optional today?

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