Redneck, I am definitley not of your ilk! I am upscale white trailer trash! Rode be gravelled, not red clay. Ah has a lawn, not a yard (mah crabby grass be quiet healthy). Alla beer canz is pick up and pounted inter patches far tha tin ruff. Ah's a gud nayber an' trows alla dogshit inter tha widder lady's vegable gardin! Fum whar ah sits onna secunt flo, laf be gud! But ah does wuish ah stoodunner what de hail dis NQ ah be tradin' acshall is! Iss all jist nummers ta dis cuntry boy!