Story time, Story time kids

Discussion in 'Professional Trading' started by Alek, May 14, 2009.

  1. Alek

    Alek

    Back when I was a small boy living in filth. Actually we were rich for those standards but none the less the country was one of those third world.

    I had an anxiety disorder that went completely undiagnosed, everything was crude, people, things, doctors, no one cared, no one knew anything about anything

    Whenever I would get nervous I would vomit, I vomited in school, at home, at other people's houses, I even vomited at sports practice. Being shunned by society in general I pulled inward and developed psychokinetic abilities which started with imagination first. I would move small pens or batteries. Later on I succeeded in moving heavier objects and from greater and greater distance.

    AND NOW I MOVE THE MARKETS

    BBBUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD :mad:
     
  2. Yet with all this power, you still roam around ET everyday. Yeah...THAT makes a whole lotta sense :cool:
     
  3. Alek

    Alek

    silence you impudent non-believer

    I shall have you whipped
     
  4. Moral of the story:

    CRACK IS WHACK!
     
  5. Alek

    Alek

    AAAAAAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

    funny shit :D
     
  6. I am a believer, I believe you are always on ET posting nonsense :p