Stop McCain & Palin from inciting hate, violence … & worse

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by walter4, Oct 27, 2008.

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    * If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you’re “exotic, different.”
    * If you grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, you’re a quintessential American story.


    * If your name is Barack, you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
    * If you name your kids Bristol, Trig, and Track, you’re a maverick.


    * If you graduate from Harvard law School, you are unstable.
    * If you attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.


    * If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.
    * If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to become the country’s second highest ranking executive.


    * If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a real Christian.
    * If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian.


    * If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
    * If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state’s school system, while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you’re very responsible.


    * If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t represent America’s.
    * If you’re husband is nicknamed “First Dude”, with at least one DUI conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.


    OK, *much* clearer now.

    (I didn’t write this, just so you know.)

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  2. Gord

    Gord

    * If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you must never have your background investigated.
    * If you grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, you’re a redneck that must have every detail of your life investigated.

    * If your name is Barack, you’re a post racial candidate.
    * If you name your kids Bristol, Trig, and Track, you’re a hick that must have every detail of your life investigated.

    * If you graduate from Harvard law School, you are above investigation.
    * If you attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you are unstable and must have every detail of your life investigated.

    * If you spend 3 years as a community organizer and can't show any accomplishments, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review without publishing one thing of your own, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters many of which were probably dead or multiples, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, but again published nothing, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people and vote present more than any other legislator and have no significant legislation passed, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee and again have no significant legislation passed, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, all with no significant legislation in your name passed and compiling the most liberal record ever, you are more than qualified to represent the Democrat party for the presidency.
    * If your resume is: 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town of 7,000 people with real executive responsibilities, 20 months as the governor of a state with real executive responsibilities, then you’re you're executive experience does not count compared to a legislator who produced no significant legislation, was known for voting present, was a lawyer who published nothing, and has absolutely no executive experience.

    * If you are married to a woman with 2 daughters, all the while taking them to a church full of cheering racist, America haters you are the quintessential modern liberal family.
    * If you do not abort your down syndrome child you are putting back women's rights by thirty years.

    * If you teach responsible, removal from the abortion room of a baby that survives an abortion to the soiled linen closet to die, you a champion of women's rights.
    * If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state’s school system, while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you’re abusing children.

    * If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who took a massive undeserved raise when her husband won a senate seat and delivered government money to her employer, and disses her country over and over you are the new expression of the modern American family.
    * If you’re husband is nicknamed “First Dude”, with at least one DUI conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, then your family must have every detail examined, because this is much worse than taking hard drugs, and associating throughout one's life with terrorists, Chicago machine criminals, Marxists, black liberation theology racists and America bashers, Muslim extremists, and foreign Muslim leaders that send their supporters out to murder hundreds of people.

    OK - much, much clearer now...

    (Oh - and I didn't need someone to write this for me...)