Spitzer's Hooker

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Retired, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. Retired

    Retired

  2. Wonder if there is a discount for sloppy seconds? Whaddya say, price goes up. If you f her are you f'n Spitzer.
     
  3. Retired

    Retired

  4. I give her an 8.

    9 for the body minus 1 for being a whore.
     
  5. Trader50

    Trader50

    just ok
     
  6. Eliot's life right now is a living hell. This girls picture will be everywhere, she'll disappear, and then a year from now, she'll pop up. and everytime he'll get a stare that could freeze water.

    That marriage is over. He'd be better off to say, "I fucked up. Take what you want, and I'll disappear." It'll be much less unpleasant for him.

    Any guy here that's married will tell you the same thing. No bailing this out unless they were swingers before.
     
  7. Oh, and if does ever have sex with his wife again, it's going to be, "what was she like? was she good? did she lick your balls? " all that stuff.

    "Did she lick your balls?"

    "naw. That was 200 extra; I didn't go for it."

    'did she stick her finger up your ass?"

    "Whaddya think I am? Some kinda pervert?"
     
  8. Retired

    Retired

    #10     Mar 18, 2008