So I just found out I'll never make it as a trader.

Bummer.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090113/ap_on_sc/sci_financial_finger;_ylt=As_xR1QfI.ZuNxmaHRg9U5Os0NUE

 

you know what women say...

 

once you black you never go back?

 

It makes sense, as traders are "mostly" men, however, there are some good female traders too, so you still has some chance.

 

I got a headache.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio

So what ratios are characteristic of the better traders?

 

Tums can't perform in bed?

PS - you walked into that.