Since I can't make any money...

Discussion in 'Trading' started by Kim Jong Un, Jul 14, 2019.

  1. Since I can't make money trading, I'm considering starting my own day trading service, to teach others how to get rich from the stock market. Maybe I'll have a trading room, a stock pick list, and sell some indicators/ trading systems.

    Any thoughts?
     
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  2. Jack1960

    Jack1960

    A brilliant idea. You will make millions. Just be sure to get some pictures with a private plane, fancy cars and beautiful women.
     
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  3. Take your cue from Tom Vu:





    A shorter version of the same thing:

     
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  4. Snuskpelle

    Snuskpelle

    Post screenshots showing incredibly sophisticated indicator combinations. Describe your strategy with amazing and vivid names. Everything should be for sale of course, signal, indicators, etc.

    Just don't admit that you can't make money trading like you just did.
     
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  5. Tom Vu is so cool. I will name an indicator after him.
     
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  6. maxinger

    maxinger

    Right supreme leader. Go teach people how to trade. Sell indicators, sell trading books, give speeches.... And u will be successful.

    U don't need to be successful trader to teach people how to trade.

    U must have proprietary indicator called KJU indicator.

    But u must have excellent communication skills



    There are many out there. So u must have excellent promotional materials like pix of u with sports cars, private planes, yachts, mansions,
    sexy ladies

    And must have great positive
    feed back from students (true or fake or edited)

    Soon u will reach financial freedom by teaching.

    All the best to your teaching career
     
    Last edited: Jul 14, 2019
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  7. Kim Jong Un,

    Also make sure when your clients say they had a bad week trading, your come back should always be "everyone goes through drawdown, stay discipline , and follow the plan"
     
    Last edited: Jul 14, 2019
  8. jonahern

    jonahern

    Are we talking the Korean market here?
     
  9. Kim Jong Un = Tim Sykes?
     
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  10. Correct, alllll feedback and reviews must be only shown on your website so your webmasters can modify and only show good reviews from clients.

    Pay a few people to leave good reviews on YouTube as well.
     
    #10     Jul 14, 2019