Saudi Arabia king offers $150BN for facebook

Discussion in 'Wall St. News' started by misterno, Mar 5, 2011.

  1. This is just getting crazy

    I mean WTF????

    http://www.tehrantimes.com/index_View.asp?code=236523

    Saudi king to buy Facebook to end the revolt: report



    In what is being termed as pure Wall Street Gordon Gecko tactics, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has decided to make an offer of $150 billion to buy out Facebook.


    Inside sources within the kingdom suggest that the King is very upset with Mark Zukerberg for allowing the revolt to get out of control, Ahlul Bayt News Agency reported.

    In a personal meeting between Mark Zuckerberg and King Abdullah on Jan 25, 2011, Zuckerberg had promised that he would not allow any revolt pages to be formed on Facebook even while he allowed Egypt and Libya revolt pages to be formed.

    Left with no option, Abdullah advised by Goldman Sachs has decided to buy out Facebook and “clean out the weeds”. The offer on the table is $150 billion. Facebook balance sheet was shown to King Abdullah and his kingdom advisors had mentioned that it is not even worth $1 billion given that it generates no profit. But the King threw the report into the dustbin and fired his advisors and decided to hand over the investment banking mandate to Goldman Sachs who put the value at $150 billion. The deal will be all cash.

    Most analysts believe that Zuckerberg will not take the offer and will wait for King Abdullah to up the offer to at least $500 billion. In the meanwhile king Abdullah has now logged on the Facebook and was busy profiling some of the models in the Goldman Sachs presentation.

    Plans to provide cheap land for housing

    In another development, minister of Municipal and Rural Affairs Prince Mansour bin Miteb said the government is striving to make affordable housing plots available for citizens.

    “The Ministry of Municipal and Rural Affairs has allocated 130 plots for the General Housing Authority,” said Prince Mansour, adding that the task of making land cheaper needs the efforts of many government departments.

    The prince said the housing authority, which has many plots of land left over from older allocations, will strive to provide houses to as many citizens as possible in all provinces. He added that a few housing projects were implemented in an unscientific manner and had to be redesigned.
     
  2. Lol.....what is that dickhead going to offer for You Tube and Twitter etc ?:D


    btw...all gathering and public protests has now been banned in Saudi.
     
  3. Yes friday is day of rage in saudi
     
  4. Read this:

    Facebook balance sheet was shown to King Abdullah and his kingdom advisors had mentioned that it is not even worth $1 billion given that it generates no profit. But the King threw the report into the dustbin and fired his advisors and decided to hand over the investment banking mandate to Goldman Sachs who put the value at $150 billion.
     
  5. Somebody has $500 Billion for facebook and somebody is dying everyday. Definately revolution in Saudi Arabia.
     
  6. LEAPup

    LEAPup

    Sounds like there's going to be some trouble in Saudi. Wow!

    Offering $150B for sleazebook? Wow!!!!! Talk about running scared!

    And wouldn't you know it. Goldman crooks in the middle of the deal! Lol!!!!! The scumbags!
     
  7. You guys don't really believe this "story" do you?? :p :p :p
     
  8. SOLD!

    put it on his diners club :D
     
  9. no but it is amusing.:)
     
  10. #10     Mar 5, 2011