this seems like an episode of Family Guy. Peter builds a time machine and with the power to re-write history....goes back 30 minutes because he just missed a funny re-run of Southpark.
To the time of past major lottery draws all around the world. My needs are modest. I require a starting capitalization of $1 and the back issues of the newspapers that reported the winning numbers. I'll leave the loftier wishes to the rest of you deep thinkers.
If I could bring cold beer and a good dentist, I wouldn't mind seeing all of the above, otherwise fk it, I'll just read a book.
Create all the polls you want, but WHY THE FUCK IS THIS UNDER "TRADING"????? MOVE IT TO "CHIT-CHAT"!!! Geez....
To the American colonies around 1763. And as long as I had a fast forward button to skip all of the non-events, I'd stick around til about 1790. Then, if it's within the parameters of our little experiment here, I'd bring George, Tom, John and James back with me just to watch them tell all of our current politicians how fucking disgusting they all are.