Old Man Gets WalMart Job Using Humour

TraderZones · Oct 14, 2008

Hilarious Application. Not Sure Others Should Try It!!!

grrr - stupid ET will not allow attachment of multiple parts... And not allow delete of post!!!!

eagle · Oct 14, 2008

I bet Wall-Mart will get pressure to justify their decision.

monk3y · Oct 14, 2008

LOLz

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/mcdonald.asp

TraderZones · Oct 14, 2008

AARRGGHH. PERSON SENDING ME PICTURE CUT IT INTO 4 IMAGES WHY???, AND COULD NOT GET FOUR ATTACHMENTS INTO ONE POST!!!!! AND ET WOULD NOT LET ME DELETE POST, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ONLY 5 MINUTES OLD...

HERE IS NEW ATTEMPT:

poyayan · Oct 14, 2008

Hrm... this one has some similarity with an old McDonald application circulating on the internet.

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries
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Old Man Gets WalMart Job Using Humour

TraderZones

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eagle

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