NORTH KOREAN NEWS AGENCY: Kim Jong Il dies whilst heroically defending North Korea fr

NORTH KOREAN NEWS AGENCY: Kim Jong Il dies whilst heroically defending North Korea from Godzilla attack.

FOX NEWS: World Forces are put on full alert after North Korea announced attack on train. One reported dead, millions starving and dying!

French students of North Korea in shock. Un to replace Il. Still no news on Une and Elle.

Kim Jong Il is dead.

I can't bereave it.

Kim Jong Il has passed away due to a 'heart ailment' or as the rest of the world calls it.

Karma

 

who?

 

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Kim Jong Il's final words have been released. According to North Korean officials, his dying words were "I've had it with these motherfucking trains".

 

nah his last words were "I knew that Moo goo gai pan didn't taste kosher"

 

Or "Ive lost my train of thought and I just found out the Kardashian girls were not virgins":eek:

 

Is there anything dumber than a North Korean?
Even Democrats aren't this stupid/brainwashed.

 

Kim Jong Who?