More from the party of family values...

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by OPTIONAL777, Jun 27, 2009.

  1. (...Redneck, Southern, Republican, and walking around naked...)


    Naked ex-mayor arrested at campsite
    Gainesville’s Musselwhite denies causing earlier trouble

    By Alexis Stevens

    The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

    Friday, June 26, 2009

    A former mayor found sitting naked and holding a beer at a Rabun County campsite told police he wasn’t the same naked man seen walking around earlier.

    Mark Musselwhite, 43, said he was hot and had been in the creek, according to a Georgia Department of Natural Resources incident report. He apparently didn’t think he was doing anything wrong.

    Mark Musselwhite was elected to the Gainesville City Council in 2000, serving for six years, including as mayor of the town.

    Musselwhite, of Gainesville, was arrested last weekend after being confronted by state DNR authorities. He was charged with public indecency.

    “He told me he was the ex-mayor of the city Gainesville and he was a very political person,” DNR Ranger Brandon Walls wrote in the report.

    Walls and a deputy sheriff went to the campsite Saturday evening after a complaint of a man walking naked in Earls Ford Road, according to the report. Musselwhite appeared to be intoxicated, and several alcoholic beverages were at the campsite, Walls said.

    Walls said he had spoken to Musselwhite earlier in the day regarding an ATV the former mayor was driving.

    “He looked at us and said hello,” according to the report.

    Musselwhite then asked why he was being visited.

    “I said the complainant had specifically said his campsite, and the fact that he was still nude made me think it was him,” Walls wrote.

    Musselwhite denied that he was the nude man identified in the complaint.

    An unidentified female was also at the campsite.

    Musselwhite, a Republican, was elected to the City Council in 2000. He served on the council for six years, including as mayor of the town. In 2006, he lost a bid for a state Senate seat.

    Musselwhite previously served as deacon of First Baptist Church in Gainesville.

    He could not be reached for comment Friday evening.
     
  2. :eek:
     
  3. Musselwhite then asked why he was being visited.

    “I said the complainant had specifically said his campsite, and the fact that he was still nude made me think it was him,” Walls wrote.


    Aaaahahahahah!
     
  4. You know what this means, he has all the qualities to be the next Republican VP. Go Palin-Musselwhite 2012!!!!
     
  5. The cracker ticket...

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  6. (...Republican, redneck, naked, and of course, now we learn he was drunk...all that was missing was the loaded gun in one hand and waving a confederate flag in the other hand...)

    EX-MAYORS IN THE NEWS
    Drunk Georgia Ex-Mayor Arrested For Being Naked And Drunk And Yelling At Rangers

    Git me outta this itchy-cloth.

    We’re getting pretty local here, but it is important that everyone memorize the story of how Mark Musselwhite, former mayor of “Gainesville, Georgia,” was arrested last Saturday. Basically he was constantly naked and running around naked everywhere but didn’t know he was naked, because of all the alcohol. Police report, OH YES…

    Georgia DNR Ranger Brandon Walls said authorities had been getting calls about some naked guy walking along a road outside a campsite, as well as inside. Ranger Wells went to check it out and, later, reported on his hilarious jaunt in a long block of text in all caps. You must read the whole thing, for laffs, but here’s an excerpt:

    WE ARRIVED AT THIS LOCATION AROUND 2249 HRS. I OBSERVED A MALE SUBJECT SITTING NUDE IN A CHAIR IN FRONT OF HIS CAMPER/HORSE TRAILER. WE MADE CONTACT WITH THE SUBJECT WHO EARLIER IN THE DAY I HAD IDENTIFIED AS MARK MUSSELWHITE. I HAD SPOKEN WITH HIM EARLIER THAT DATE IN REFERENCE TO AN ATV HE HAD BEEN RIDING IN THE AREA. HE LOOKED AT US AND SAID HELLO. I ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING, HE SAID HE WAS JUST SITTING HERE AND ASKED IF THERE WAS A PROBLEM. I DID NOTICE HE WAS DRINKING AND APPEARED VERY INTOXICATED. I ASKED HIM WHY HE DID NOT HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON, AND HE SAID HE WAS HOT AND HAD BEEN IN THE CREEK. AT THAT POINT HE WANTED TO KNOW WHY WE WERE THERE AND WHAT HE WAS DOING WRONG. I ADVISED HIM THAT WE HAD GOTTEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT A MAN WALKING AROUND NUDE IN THE AREA. STILL NUDE, HE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS NOT HIM. I SAID THE COMPLAINTANT HAD SPECIFICALLY SAID HIS CAMPSITE, AND THE FACT THAT HE WAS STILL NUDE MADE ME THINK IT WAS HIM.

    Later, belligerence & arrest after Musselwhite unsuccessfully plays the “Do you know who I am?” card: “HE TOLD ME THAT HE… WAS A VERY POLITICAL PERSON.”

    http://wonkette.com/409501/drunk-ge...-being-naked-and-drunk-and-yelling-at-rangers