Massive market surge coming.

Well maybe not but this guru thinks so:

Fellow Investor,

If there’s just one thing you must do in light of the Dow’s continuing recovery, this is it: Add to your positions now. To do anything else would be crazy.

The reason is simple:

Our research shows beyond doubt a massive stock surge is forming in the next 14 days, and there’s simply no stopping it.

Follow me on this and I guarantee you’ll be popping the cork on your favorite champagne and snacking on caviar come January 1, 2011…

Ignore this and I guarantee you’ll kick yourself for years to come.

The Decision You Make Today Could
Make You 50% Richer In Six Months
Louis Navellier

 

another email i got today:

A lifetime on Wall Street has taught me one thing above all: Jobless reports, inflation rates, consumer confidence, all these data-points mean nothing when weighed against a much more mundane question:

Will I get a bonus this Christmas?

I am dead serious.

The bears have mounted their last assault. They are licking their wounds and pondering the risk of being left behind. Many of them remember 1999—and shudder.

Let me remind you.

The market rose in 3 rallies of 10%, beginning in March that year, and each time, the bears took it back to the mat.

But for all the bad news and simple hysteria (remember Y2K?), the bears were exhausted and turned tail in the fourth quarter. In the final 8 weeks of 1999, the shorts were squeezed massively and the market shot up, ending 101% higher for the year.

No bonuses that Christmas for the bears!

If you think this is crazy—I agree. But this is how the game will be played this year.

The question is: Are you in—or out?

The shorts are scrambling. The bears are liquidating. The retail investor is moving out of cash. This could be the biggest, FASTEST move since 1999.

You Could Be 50% Richer
by New Year’s Eve.
Let’s do the countdown to blast-off
Jon Markman
Editor, Trader’s Advantage
Buy the dip, sell the rip

 

All these gurus and all these predictions.

Market can go up down or sideways.

I bet they hope to get lucky on a few random calls to boost their name and then score some fame.

Not even sure why these random opinions are posted, they are useless and a waste of time.

Anything can happen at any given time but the path of least resistance is up, for how long, no one knows.

 

What were they saying in March?

 

Where's that "how to be a guru" thread?

 

I'm subscribed to Navellier and he spams worse than Amazon and Omaha Steaks lol.

 

Louis Navellier in Oct, 2008.

"...At or near the bottom..."
"...Lot of cash on the sidelines... could easily propel this market higher"...
"...Confidence..."
"...3rd Qtr earnings will be better than expected...worst case flat... and 4th Qtr earnings should be up 40-50%.."
"...markets are always stronger between Thanksgiving and April..."
"...12 months from now overall market should be at least 30% higher..."

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Louis Navellier in Feb 2009

"...Very, Very negative earnings..."
"...Chaos..."
"...Very, Very hard environment..."
"...Do NOT buy financial stocks...None..."

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Louis Navellier in June 2009

"...We have a quality problem, will loose breadth and power..."
"...Questions about durability of this rally..."
"...Defer economic recovery until 4th Qtr... will be fleeting recovery..."
"...Be a little cautious here, see some weakening in the leaders..."
"...We are not going to re-test March lows ..."
"...Alot of hope..."

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This guy is a douche and contrarian indicator.

Thanks for the heads up, ehorn.