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  1. I am looking for someone to have a voice chat with during the day from 7-11am Pacific time.
    I am tired of listening to music. I am not keen on listening to the news although that will be my last option. Along with audio books.
    If this is not your cup of tea there is no need to respond. But if this is something you are interested in, feel free to PM me.
     
  2. You have to learn to control your boredom and emotions and self, tame it...don't let it get the best of you.
    This is vital for a trader, or day trader. Because when you lose control of self and mind...your trading acct is fucked.

    It takes a disciplined and mature mind to stare or watch a chart during regular business trading hours. without going mad or bored.

    I listen to music, listen to/watch movies, audio books, nature sounds, city touring videos, stretch, eat/snacks, tea, exercise, maybe a sip of whiskey, etc etc

    Walk your dog, or get exercise, to release steam during non trading hours.
    Get plenty of sleep, rest.
    and get laid or masturbate.
    Doing all of this will keep you from getting antsy and restless. Whether you're a trader or not. this applies to people from all walks of life. A healthy mind, body and soul is essential to a collective well being.

    You must understand the concept of volatility and ranges within the market and self. Free Your Mind. and become Limitless, without the use of a pill.
    Take it from me, I know what I'm talking about...because I'm Elite. o_O
    Make Trading Great Again 2018...High-Five`
     
  3. We are in the same city. Why not give it a try? Would you be also ok mentoring (little bit) a new trader?
     
  4. I either have CNBC on all day or stream SIRIUS (Howard Stern) to keep me occupied. I believe that talking to people is more distracting than helpful.
     
  5. Pal, run some "phone errands" i.e. call up and solve items on the list or conduct research on a topic anything from health to computer issues to house repairs etc.
     
  6. ... but stay in the game.

    If something comes up (that might need your attention within 20 minutes), it does much ill, to have to re-invest 45-minutes-to-an-hour, having to re-tool, re-immerse, and prepare a response.

    Never let *anything* take you out of your game -- including CNBC, so-called "Sweathearts", or whatever. "Call me after Cash Close, honey...."

    :wtf::rolleyes::sneaky:

    (About twice a day, I go out on Litter Patrol -- up and down the block, and around the alley if I'm adventurous. Urban neighborhood, natural litter-bugs, plus prevailing breezes and rain-wash bring my street more than our share. Bending over to pick it up stretches out my (once-upon-a-time) runner hamstrings. Half of the crap goes right into recycling. And once (in 25 years in the same house), I found a $tenner. But I always feel refreshed when I climb the steps from the street: 4 steps, 15' of incline, plus 3 final steps......)
     
  7. Just talk to Siri
     
  8. One post?
    With a moniker like that? And a post like that.
    Hmmm.
    Why do episodes of the "Forensic Files" flash through my head? :D
     
  9. Ok Sherlock Holmes, can you tell the other identity of " tradeflower"? I will give you 2 guesses!:sneaky:
     
  10. Hmmmm
    "Sonja Henie's out. How about Danny Noonan"?
    (quick..which movie)
     
  11. If you speak russian
     
  12. ...and smoke weed
     
  13. i speak russian and smoke weed.that`s a hell of a toxic combination that will blow your mind!pm me, damn it!.....
     
  14. I heard Chevy immediately, but honestly, had to really think about Danny Noonan.
    (And I actually saw the kid's face, and hair, in my head. Sheeesh. When reality and fiction cross you up.... I'm so glad it's Friday.:rolleyes:)

    vZ! Can you identify the exclamation, "Sonja Henie's tutu!!" :D
    That's a toughie for you: it's 'Merican. AND, you can't Youtube it. (Hint!)
     
  15. Eh! Look what I found via Google!!

    https://www.cartalk.com/sites/default/files/bestmoments/201502.mp3
    From,
    https://www.cartalk.com/content/1502-sonja-henies-tutu

    Two bro's from Boston with *hugely* thick accents, talking about cars, on National Public Radio, for a gabillion years.
    Tom (thicker beard) passed away a few years back, and they did re-runs til this past summer.
    Great show. Reminded me of my father -- Brooklyn-raised, medically-trained, who'd go down through a protocol as to how some car issue "presented" itself. Cracks me up.

    But every now and then, when something surprising would rear up......

    "Sonja Henie's tutu!"

    :D


    Oh, and just to join back up with the Dead thread?? Their music proudly each week? From David (Dawg) Grisman.....
     
  16. Sounded like a couple of goofballs and both were MIT grads.....great show.
     
  17. "As much as they hate to hear us say it, we have been brought to you by National Public Radio."
     
  18. :D
     
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    Sexual Harassment Intervention Counselor Pat McCann
    Sexual Harassment Trainer, Frankfurt Office Hans T. Josef
    Shop Foreman Luke Bizzy
    Shop Foreman II Constance Ubervision
    Short Order Cook Burt Toast
    Show Reviewer Seamus O'Dull
    Sidewalk Clothing Vendor Chip Pentz
    Singing Urologist Urethra Franklin
    Sleep Clinic Operator Betty Bayh
    Sleepy LaBeef Ticket Procurer Caldwell Ahead
    Snowboarding Instructor Soren Dekeester
    Solicitor of New Ideas Obie Quiet
    Soloists Kerry Oki, Victor Yugo
    Spanish Gerontologist Senor Moment
    Special Liaison to the California Energy Commission Tanya Lightov
    Speech Pathologist Peter Aftermey
    Speechwriter Audrey Marx
    Spiritual Counselor Miss Dolly Lama
    Spiritual Counselors Zeke and Ewell Find
    Sportsmanship Coach Ivan Youlose
    Staff Activities Coordinator Dewey Hafta
    Staff Acupuncturist O. Howard Hertz
    Staff Advisor Judy Cyde
    Staff Alpinist Arianna Topyet
    Staff Archivist Bernadette File
    Staff Author Four-Door Dostoevski
    Staff Barber Buzz Wazleftov
    Staff Barber II Les Offenbach
    Staff Bicycle Tester Maya Certz
    Staff Bikini Waxer Harry Mouval
    Staff Brown Noser Esther Iffick
    Staff Butler, from the Car Talk
    Bombay Division Mahatma Coat
    Staff Bouncer Euripedes Ibrakauface
    Staff Carburetor Expert Leslie Stahl
    Staff Cardiologist Angie O'Plasty
    Staff Cartographers Frances N. Europe and Niles N. Africa
    Staff Cat Feeder Ken Opener
    Staff Caterer Edith Ann Weepe
    Staff Chaperone Theresa Crowd
    Staff Chaplain Neil Down
    Staff Cheese Expert Gordon Zola
    Staff Child Seat Tester Drew Lee Weiner
    Staff Chiropractor Winston Paine
    Staff Composers Gustav Muffler, Bela Cartok
    Staff Cooks Al Dente, Sal Monella
    Staff Copy Editor Adeline Moore
    Staff Dermatologist Ivan Offalitch
    Staff Dietician Norma Lee Chowen
    Staff Disciplinarian Les Stern
    Staff Disciplinarian II Tara Neuwon
    Staff Disciplinarian III Juan Demerritt
    Staff Dramatist Anton Chokeov
    Staff Fact Checker Neera Nuff
    Staff Forger Vera Similitude
    Staff Gastroenterologist Dr. Louis Stuhls
    Staff Geneticist Dr. Jean Poole
    Staff Geographer Lorraine, Alsace
    Staff Gigolo Spencer Cash
    Staff Gossip Columnist. Bud Inski
    Staff Grief Counselor Ariel Bummerman
    Staff Groper Manny Bumsfeldt
    Staff Historian Marsha Time
    Staff Intern Lois Rung
    Staff Intuitionist Ivan Inkling
    Staff Kitchen Designer Joaquin Freezer
    Staff Kleptomaniac Heidi Silver
    Staff Landscaper Alonzo Greene
    Staff Martini Mixer Oliver Twist
    Staff Mediator Sue First
    Staff Mediator II Collette Even
    Staff Meteorologist Gail Storm
    Staff Meteorologist II Claudio Vernight
    Staff Meteorologist from New Delhi Luke Audavindo
    Staff Meteorologist from the Seattle Office Wayne Goaway
    Staff Morale Coach Donna Karen E. Moore
    Staff Morticians Barry L. Plotz
    Sven Didigo
    Staff Naturalist Diedre Oppings
    Staff Nutritionist Arlene Menu
    Staff Oral Historian Studds Tercel
    Staff Ornithologist, McMurdo Office Marcia De Penguins
    Staff Orthopedist Denise Hoyt
    Staff Philosopher Ray Zondette
    Staff Physicist Moe Mentum
    Staff Prestidigitator O. Luke Adair
    Staff Promotions Director Anita Buttkiss
    Staff Psychologist Les Moody
    Staff Reporters Walter Windshield, Walter Crankcase
    Staff Sommelier Avery Goodyear
    Staff Snowplow Driver Frasier Tushov
    Staff Supervisor Mike Romanage
    Staff Temporary Housing Specialist Condo Leaser Rice
    Staff Urologist Willa Catheter
    Staff Urologist II Pete Shedille
    Standard Time Keeper Hans Auerbach
    State Secrets Keeper Lucinda Tung
    Station Identification Coordinator Avery Haffenauer
    Statistician Marge Innovera
    Studio Repair Technician Sloan Cranky
    Summer Intern Gladys Overnow
    Summer Wardrobe Coordinator Bermuda Schwartz
    Sunscreen Provisioner Les Brown
    Suppliers of Insurance to
    Dewey, Cheetham and Howe C.F.I. Care
    Surf Reporter Cal Abunga
    Surgeon General C. Everett Koop DeVille
    Swedish Attorney Bjorn Liar
    Swedish Pessimist Gunnar D. Daysr
    Swimwear Designer C. Bigby Heinz
    Swing Dance Consultant Antonia Band-Era
    Table Saw Operator Les Digits
    Taciturn Poet Kurt Rhymer
    Tailor Euripedes Imenedes
    Tax Consultant Lou Pole
    Tax Preparer Bernice Documents
    Teenage Daughter Sasha Royal Payne Dias
    Teenage Valet Lao Tse Parker
    Telephone Complaint Taker Opal Lease
    Telephone Solicitation Response Specialist Teresa Noboddihoum
    Telephone Solicitor, Paris Office Henri Lenting
    Termite Inspector Luke Underwood
    Timing Director Benjamin Not-Yet-You-Yahoo!
    Toastmaster Cy Gazunt
    Tom's Beard Cleaner Emile Initself
    Tom's Personal Dating Coach Edna Bagg
    Tommy's Ex House Cleaner Stu Grody
    Tommy's Front Yard Designer Roxanne Debris
    Tom's Memory Coach Hugh Sherlock Familia
    Tom's Official Co-Pilot Yvette de Pants
    Tom's Other Dating Coach Annie Von Vildo
    Tom's Personal Hygiene Coach Haseen Benisi
    Tom's Personal Matchmaker Robin D'Craydell
    Tour Leader Terry Incognito
    Town Car Rear Seat Passenger Ralph Oliver
    Town Criers Nina Clark and
    Alice Well
    Traffic Reporter U.B. Crawlin
    Train Derailment Specialist Toulouse La Track
    Transcriber Diana Boredom
    Transportation Coordinator Rick Shaw
    Travel Agent Lois Faire
    Travel Agent, Bombay Office Vishnu Verhere
    Travel Coordinator Althea Around
    Two Year Old Ariel Payne Diaz
    Undergarment Inspector I.C. London
    Urgent Response Coordinator Candace Waite
    Used Car Salesman Alexis Itznot
    Used Car Salesperson Meg Meehan Hoffa
    Vehicle Preservation Specialist Cosmo Lean
    Videographer, Tel Aviv Office Schlomo Replay
    Visually Impaired Parking Lot Attendant Dale Neverknow
    Wardrobe Advisor Luke Howard Fitzhugh
    Wardrobe Advisor II Harley Fitzhugh
    Wardrobe Assistant Joaquin Closet
    Wardrobe Consultant Natalie Attired
    Warrantee Claim Adjudicator Candace B. Rittenoff
    Weekend Excursion Planner Deepak Tumuch
    Weight Loss Coach Hugh Otto Dewitt
    Werewolf Studies Specialist Harriet Knight
    Window Dressers Curt and Rod
    Windshield Wiper Replacement Team Ike and Zeke Leerly
    Windsurfing Instructor Eileen Windy
    Wine Taster from the Abu Dhabi Office Hassen Ben Sober
    Women's Hockey Team Miss Inga Tooth
    Yodeling Instructor from Hawaii Leo Del Lahey Hy
     
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