Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness of American Farm Boys:

    At a high school in Montana , a group of boy students played a prank . . . . . . .

    They let three goats loose inside the school.

    But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.

    School Administrators cancelled classes and spent the rest of the school day looking for No. 3.
     
    #9511     Aug 15, 2011
  2. Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness of American Farm Boys:

    At a high school in Montana , a group of boy students played a prank . . . . . . .

    They let three goats loose inside the school.

    But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.

    School Administrators cancelled classes and spent the rest of the day looking for Goat No. 3.
     
    #9512     Aug 15, 2011
  3. fhl

    fhl

    People are so freakin dumb.

    I bet at least half the people I know are below average.
     
    #9513     Aug 15, 2011
  4. fhl

    fhl

    I woke up this morning and found that every single thing I own had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.



    :eek:
     
    #9514     Aug 15, 2011
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    Welcome To The 21st Century

    Communication - Wireless
    Phones - Cordless
    Cooking - Fireless
    Food - Fatless
    Sweets - Sugarless
    Labour - Effortless
    Relations - Fruitless
    Attitude - Careless
    Feelings - Heartless
    Politics - Shameless
    Education - Worthless
    Mistakes - Countless
    Complaints - Baseless
    Youth - Jobless
    Ladies - Topless
    Boss - Brainless
    Jobs - Thankless
    Needs - Endless
    Situation - Hopeless
    Salaries - Less & Less
    And:
    BRAIN - USELESS

    :) :) :)
     
    #9515     Aug 15, 2011
  6. So, did they ever find goat number 3? LOL.

    Don :confused:
     
    #9516     Aug 15, 2011
  7. Since I'm getting older, I better point out that I was making a joke, LOL....never know these days.


    Don
     
    #9517     Aug 15, 2011
  8. He's trading the open for milk futures every morning at some boiler room operation in 'Vegas. . . . .
     
    #9518     Aug 15, 2011
  9. Due Buy

    Due Buy

    I make a point of hanging out with the top 10% of intelligent people. I give all my friends an IQ test. If they fail they're not my friends.
     
    #9519     Aug 15, 2011
  10. :D

    If I'm the smartest guy in the room -- I leave...:cool:
     
    #9520     Aug 15, 2011