Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. mattmecham

    mattmecham Guest

    You discuss these things over the family dinner table?
     
    #9491     Aug 11, 2011
  2. I remember when I was a kid, I was at a family dinner.
    There was this huge chocolate cake for dessert.
    I couldn't take my eyes off it.
    My Grandad saw me and said, "go on, no-one's looking."
    I said, "are you sure?"
    "Course I'm sure," he replied.
    So I whacked him in the mouth.
     
    #9492     Aug 11, 2011
  3. Our family dog of 13 years died the other week when I accidently back over him.

    Naturaly there was an awkward silence when my daughter brought him up at dinner today.

    It's not her fault though... we're Korean and she's anorexic.
     
    #9493     Aug 11, 2011
  4. Due Buy

    Due Buy

    Unprecedented.
     
    #9494     Aug 11, 2011
  5. Sounds like a great Thread to me. How many times can you talk about your edge, or futures, or the World sucking. This is interesting.
     
    #9495     Aug 11, 2011
  6. Ha ha :D You said "sucking".
     
    #9496     Aug 11, 2011
  7. Listen to this;

    Barney Frank

    Office of the Whistleblower

    woo hoo, you can give your rip your boss a new asshole with this agency.

    Fun starts tomorrow. Thanks "loads" Barney.
     
    #9497     Aug 11, 2011
  8. Sky News: London Riots Spread To Bangkok.
     
    #9498     Aug 11, 2011
  9. Who said this?

    "The trouble with borrowing from the Chinese is that as soon as you spend the money, you feel broke again."

    Obama

    Geithner

    Other

    Everyone

    I don't know





    :D
     
    #9499     Aug 11, 2011
  10. LEAPup

    LEAPup

    Yes
     
    #9500     Aug 11, 2011