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I knew i had to lose some weight.

It's a very sad sad day, for any man, when his girlfriend suggests he comes on his own tits.

 

"America went from the AAA to AA? Yay, we're the same bra size!" wrote verymarykate on Twitter.

 

And noxanax4me said: "Until today I didn't even know America ran on batteries, never mind what size."

 

I Don't mean to be a badass or anything but I didn't update my antivirus today. Hells yeah

 

Obama is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Obama says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside...that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Obama. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.

"What?" asks Obama, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Barack and Michele Obama was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Obama beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"

 

Geithner Tells White House He Is Staying

In other news:

Goldman is cutting costs (He's got nowhere else to go)

 

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Playing With Sharks

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Another problem inherited by Obama from George W. . . . .

An AAA Rating!!

 

LOL!