Jokes 2

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

 

nutmeg...I just spilled about $30 worth of wine...you're killing me. Keep it up.

 

Because his posts amuse me:

 

Some history:

In 1872, the muslims introduced the concept of using a goat intestine as a condom. In 1873, Britain improved on the concept and actually removed the intestine from the Goat first.

 

I always wanted to be involved in professional sports, but I'm not tall enough for the nba, not strong enough for the nfl, and i've got 20/20 vision, so I can't be a referee.

 

Haha, nutmeg for President!

 

I took a girl out to dinner tonight and when we'd finished she said, "I've had a lovely time, let's go Dutch."

I replied, "I've had a great time too, but I'm going to go French."

She said, "What's French?"

It was then I ran away from the restaurant.

 

rolf!

 

Obama To Speak On Jobs At 11:00 am

"Michelle has hired 2 servants and let me be clear, I'm getting a new caddy." ( a former GS employee).

 

Well now that we have the job situation under control we can move on to bigger and better things.