Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. #11331     Jan 19, 2013
  2. The mechanic and the surgeon

    A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
    –The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
    –”Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?” The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on a Honda .
    –The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
    –”So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.
    –So how is it that I make $24,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work?
    –The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic ….“Try doing it with the engine running.”
     
    #11332     Jan 20, 2013
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    Our Evolving Vocabulary

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    :) :) :)
     
    #11333     Jan 21, 2013
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    Sometimes, A Few Years Later

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    :) :) :)
     
    #11334     Jan 21, 2013
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    Father-Son Moment

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    :) :) :)
     
    #11335     Jan 21, 2013
  6. Martin Luther King, "I have a dream"

    Barack Obama, "I have a drone"
     
    #11336     Jan 21, 2013
  7. Martin Luther King, "I have a dream"

    Barack Obama, "I have the executive order"
     
    #11337     Jan 22, 2013
  8. Humpy

    Humpy

    I haff ze Gestapo

    Adolph H.
     
    #11338     Jan 22, 2013
  9. Humpy

    Humpy

    King George :- They should help pay for the war on those frenchies

    Obama :- pay your taxes you no good lot or I'll ......I'll ....cry

    :D
     
    #11339     Jan 22, 2013
  10. Humpy

    Humpy

    Mitt

    Just wait till the next election when I get my hands on your overseas assets - you tax dodging rascals
     
    #11340     Jan 22, 2013