http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/business/articles/0821biz-lapre0821.html Couldn't happen to a creepier guy.
Creepy is a good characterization considering what the product quality must be like... straight from China most likely..
........"if you place itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny classified newspaper ads with my system, you'll make tons and tons of money. Do you see the "rack" on my girlfriend over there? Call the toll-free number now"...............