If McCain was President

...time and money.

 

If that's what you need to believe.

 

Every time you make a market prediction you make Forest Gump look like a rocket scientist. Only consolation is that you're a dead beat paper trader.

 

Yet he's spectacularly failed as president.

 

According to bigdavediode staying is cheaper than pulling out.

 

How has he failed? He's fckin every white man in the ass at ET. And you 666, you like it so much that every time he fcks you, the audience here at ET gives you 5 stars.

 

He must have been a southerner like you?

Education is wasted on your kind.

Body building and weight lifting Lucrum meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

Lucrum drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, “See those, baby?? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!”

She is aching for action at this point. After that Lucrum takes his shirt off, flexes his muscular arms and says, “See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!”? She begins to drool.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

Lucrum catches her before she is able to leave and asks, “Why are you in such a hurry to go?

“She replies, “With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!”

 

He won't release his grades because they were so shitty. 91% of Harvard grads graduate with honors.

Obama is an idiot. No way around it.

 

In almost every way... stop obsessing over his penis and maybe you'll get a better grip on reality.

 

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.